Tim decided to move in with Kim So, Kim had to get rid of Slim They thought everything was going well But something was up, Slim could tell
By Mother Combsabout a year ago in Poets
Sarah looked for Jen all-day The side-effect wasn’t going away Instead, she was out of luck Because she got her foot stuck
One night it was dreary and dark The birds circling resembled a lark But they were a murder of crows That were once written by Poe
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a year ago in Poets
There once was a man named Tim He was over six-foot tall and slim Lonely, he sadly thought about a bender Looking for true love, he joined Tinder
The lotion Jen made was the rage Sarah smeared it all over her face But Jen used too much newt Sarah wrinkled up like a fruit
Jen was making a new potion She put her plan into motion Once everything’s mixed She said her small spell Oops, She used too much newt lotion
April had a bulldog named Slim She bought him after dating Jim She gave Slim the best She failed that dog’s test Because he roamed to live with Kim
Pete used to be married to Pat But she left him, taking their cat Now he sits alone Eating abalone All while wearing his cheap top hat
Kelli has issued me a dare. For me to dismiss would be rare. We aren’t being brats. The fault lies with Matt. Watch out for limericks! Beware!
Thou jolly fellow scorned by all The one that causes men to disregard their lives And forever chases away hope’s light.
By Fedora about a year ago in Poets
Matilda likes buttered pecans. She says they slide down easily. She never cooks them, Preferring them raw. But she thinks the shells taste funny.
There once was a kid named Blaze Who stayed in his room all his days His mom assumed porn Instead he played Korn To prove that it's not just a phase
By Matthew J. Frommabout a year ago in Poets
