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My Birthday Toast

laissez les bontemps roulez

By Harper LewisPublished about 5 hours ago 1 min read
My Birthday Toast
Photo by Myriam Zilles on Unsplash

Raise your glass to all that ass!

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About the Creator

Harper Lewis

I'm a subversive weirdo nerd witch who loves rocks. Intrusive rhyme bothers me. Some of my fiction may have provoked divorce proceedings in another state.😈

My words are mine. Suggest ai use and get eviscerated.

MA English literature, CofC

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  • Rain Dayzeabout 2 hours ago

    Haha how fun.

  • Mother Combsabout 4 hours ago

    🍻<3

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